Ask Splug

Have a question...? Problem? Need advice as a DM or Player? Why not ask Splug?


Post a comment below and Splug will try to come up with an answer that, while not exactly 100% correct, will point you in the right direction 25.5% of the time... for a fee: 40% of all your character's GP or 60% from another PC of your choice. Not too much to ask for sound advice. Donations also accepted to the Goblin Charity of your choice.



  • University of SPLUG College Fund
  • SPLUG Daycare Center of Winterhaven
  • Pickpockets Anonymous 
  • SPLUG for a Better Tomorrow 





18 comments:

  1. stephenMarch 27, 2013 at 2:30 PM

    Hey, Splug what would you do if found your wife you hadn't seen in 17 years and she told you she got remarried?

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    1. Cheshire CatApril 5, 2013 at 7:20 AM

      Dear Dwarf,

      I'd pick her pocket to show her I still care.

      Next!

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    2. AnonymousApril 9, 2013 at 3:01 PM

      Thanks splug -_-

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  2. SilverMay 23, 2013 at 3:14 PM

    Hey Splug, have your bow and arrow skills been improving?

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    1. Cheshire CatMay 25, 2013 at 5:56 AM

      Elf Lady- climb tree, Splug practice more...

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  3. AnonymousJune 11, 2013 at 11:57 AM

    Splug, do you sign yearbooks?

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    1. Cheshire CatJune 12, 2013 at 6:42 PM

      You pay gold, Splug sign. You no pay gold, Splug pick dwarf's pocket, Splug sign. Either way, Splug happy to sign, but sad to see nice pockets go to high school for Splug not to pick any more. :(

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    2. AnonymousJune 13, 2013 at 8:40 AM

      :'(

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  4. Ebon StonehandJune 19, 2013 at 9:38 AM

    Hey Splug,
    did you enjoy being in the shadowfeld? (I bet you missed all the gold the dragon could have supplied)
    ~The litrine-diving elf who is very smart, but very unwise
    Ps- what do you do with all the gold (preferably a litle more spusific than- I buy stuff...)
    Pps- did you know golem before he, you know, was burned to death? You two would get along well...
    ppps- I hope to be able to talk to you over the summer
    pppps- what whould ou do if you controled the entire iron circle (besides pick all the pokets avalible!!!)

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  5. Cheshire CatJune 19, 2013 at 6:51 PM

    Did you enjoy being in the shadowfeld? Splug sad nasty dwarf lady steal all Splug's gold and bag of deep pockets but Splug get back gold in past, err no present, had to tell travel through time.

    ~The litrine-diving elf who is very smart, but very unwise- "You said it, elves very unwise."

    Ps- what do you do with all the gold (preferably a litle more spusific than- I buy stuff...) "Noisy, you give Splug 10 gold, Splug tell you what he buy..."

    Pps- did you know golem before he, you know, was burned to death? You two would get along well... "Splug no like to talk about it. Make Splug sad. Ring was my precious first, Golem stole my line. Splug should have been in LoR not silly grey man who need to eat more."

    ppps- I hope to be able to talk to you over the summer- "Splug try when Splug not so busy"

    pppps- what whould you do if you controlled the entire iron circle (besides pick all the pokets avalible!!!) "Splug DOES control all Iron Circle, just not tell anyone. King Splug, yep. All bow to Iron King Splug..."

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    1. Ebon StonehandJune 26, 2013 at 10:38 AM

      pppps- ummmmmm, I though that I was now leader, drat, back to the drawing board of ways i could ... wait, I'm not supposed to say that. Darn self control.

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  6. Sam F(Homer JH formerstudent)March 12, 2014 at 5:11 PM

    Hey D&D club,
    Its Me Sam C, saying hi from TN I hope D&D is going great and the weather I know is cold up there. I found my 8th grade yearbook and remembered that somewhere. Well thats all for now, if there is any chance in showing this to the D&D club at HJHS I would love that.
    Thank You and have a great rest of the year
    Sam F(Miss you all up there)

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  7. AnonymousApril 23, 2014 at 7:51 PM

    Dear splug,

    My brother has asked me to DM an AD&D campaign for him and his friends, to se what I learned from the club (HJHS),
    Have any tips?

    Sincerely: Dani Neff, Lv. 5 Elf rouge (In School)

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    1. Cheshire CatJune 11, 2014 at 5:34 AM

      Dear lvl 5 elf lady rogue: Splug advice- have fun picking pockets of shinny gold; two click "DM" link at top and check out links there; three pick more pockets, always fun; four run one of the free adventures like "Master of the Fallen Fortress" or "Hollow's Last Hope". For added fun check out the "We Be Goblins," adventure! 4 players become Goblin heroes for a mini-adventure; only problem... Splug not in it :(

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  8. AnonymousOctober 3, 2014 at 11:18 AM

    Dear Splug my character got pick pocketed by you and you stole 5 gold i'm very depressed now D:

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    1. Cheshire CatDecember 10, 2014 at 3:36 AM

      Splug can always pick more gold if that would make you happy. Picking gold always makes me happy...

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  9. AnonymousNovember 1, 2014 at 2:29 PM

    hey Splug are goblins good warriors ?

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  10. AnonymousAugust 19, 2015 at 5:49 PM

    Hey Splug, do you have any tips on how to be a bard?

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